Yes, but could he write “Lick My Love Pump?”

I ripped the mask off so many faces.

Move over, flying hedgehog — Charles Barkley is now my spirit animal.

I heard one time the Suns attempted a trade for Louis Jordan, and somehow ended up with five guys named Moe.

Nova fan/alumnus here. All credit in the world to the Quakers for their victory last night. It was well-earned, and Congratulations. God willing, I hope we’ll get a chance to avenge our loss to you in March.

And four Bayers to deal with the hangover.

A classic from the vaults!

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One morning, as Dennis Perkins was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug/weed/jellyfish-type thing....

1. Thanksgiving

You guys will get one. You’re due.

I remember thinking, sometime around midway through the third quarter, “I know who the new ‘Ass Team Of The Week’ will be.”

Agreed. As last night’s game showed, you can have both high-scoring offenses as well as big defensive plays. Kansas City turned the ball over five times and still put up 51 points.

Here it is. Early 90's, actually. Still — oof.

Throw in Saints-vs.-Steelers as the undercard, and you’ve got yourself a deal!

I still remember an Eagles-Cardinals game from the late 90's that ended 6-3. I wanted to apologize to my eyes for making them watch that.

There are certain sports which lend themselves more to offense than defense as a selling point. (Not speaking from authority, just observation.) The reason, I think, has something to do with the position considered the most crucial in each sport and their primary objectives. For example:

I have never wanted to stand up and applaud a football game before, but last night’s game (and Super Bowl LII) certainly made me think about it.

So he’s drained the swamp and replaced it with a cesspool?