“Well, that’s the end of this suit!”

I assume this was taken before they embarked on their quest to destroy the Ring?

Big cities don’t seem to have a similar problem with college basketball, though. In Philly alone, for example, there are five legit programs (Temple, St. Joe’s, LaSalle, Penn, and Drexel), plus the defending national champs right on the outskirts.

Apparently his part in Superman Returns never survived the cutting room. It might be on the director’s cut, though.

Are you a Delco kid, too?

All that pulling might have stretched his skull back several inches as well.

Anderson hasn’t won a game as a starter since 2014.

I am a big fan of Dr. Brock’s product! Well, most of me is. My liver -- not so much.

Even Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart was sick of Grandal’s shit.

See you in ten years, nightmare-free sleep!

Is it possible to want to see someone succeed and fail at the same time? Schrödinger’s schadenfreude?

D’OH!

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

He’s the mascot we need, not the one we deserve.

“On to Cincinnati,” right?

I was pissed (as a Villanova fan) when Philly drafted Mikal Bridges and then immediately traded him for Smith. Now I’m starting to think they did Bridges a favor.

“For the record, I do NOT recommend using a helicopter as a hair dryer. Trust me on this one.” --Vic Morrow

Our annual family trip to Wildwood (please don’t judge us!) involved obligatory trips to the boardwalk, so these delightful images assaulted my retinas on multiple occasions. I have got to do a better job convincing my wife that staying in Cape May is worth the expense.

Watch it, pal! I’ve got my ion you.

Not even with battery?