Here it is. Early 90's, actually. Still — oof.

Throw in Saints-vs.-Steelers as the undercard, and you’ve got yourself a deal!

I still remember an Eagles-Cardinals game from the late 90's that ended 6-3. I wanted to apologize to my eyes for making them watch that.

There are certain sports which lend themselves more to offense than defense as a selling point. (Not speaking from authority, just observation.) The reason, I think, has something to do with the position considered the most crucial in each sport and their primary objectives. For example:

I have never wanted to stand up and applaud a football game before, but last night’s game (and Super Bowl LII) certainly made me think about it.

I love that part: “She doesn’t give a shit about magic. She just wants to go because she’s not allowed to go.”

So he’s drained the swamp and replaced it with a cesspool?

If you do, be sure to yell out, “HOCUS POCUS, YOU SOAKED US FOR EIGHTY DOLLARS!” :)

I still lose it when he gets to the line, “I was in the back of the room, laughing so fucking hard.”

Oh my friend, the journey of PFT on which you are about to embark. He is a master of stand-up.

I’ve always been Team DC (although I do prefer the MCU), but there’s no disputing Stan Lee’s contribution to the modern comic industry.

One of my favorites. And then Zach Sherwin shows up as Walt Disney and makes it truly depressing.

He did a set for Comedy Death Ray one time, following Zach Galifianakis. It was ten minutes of him ranting about joke theivery, San Francisco and New Yorkers. Look it up on YouTube. It’s great.

“It Is Two Thousand and Eight,” unless I’m mistaken.

Possibly my all-time favorite Oswalt routine.

“Well, that’s the end of this suit!”

I cannot think of the Magic Castle without remembering this Paul F. Tompkins bit. Give it a listen when you have a few minutes:

I assume this was taken before they embarked on their quest to destroy the Ring?

Big cities don’t seem to have a similar problem with college basketball, though. In Philly alone, for example, there are five legit programs (Temple, St. Joe’s, LaSalle, Penn, and Drexel), plus the defending national champs right on the outskirts.

Apparently his part in Superman Returns never survived the cutting room. It might be on the director’s cut, though.