Are you a Delco kid, too?

All that pulling might have stretched his skull back several inches as well.

Anderson hasn’t won a game as a starter since 2014.

I am a big fan of Dr. Brock’s product! Well, most of me is. My liver -- not so much.

Even Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart was sick of Grandal’s shit.

See you in ten years, nightmare-free sleep!

Is it possible to want to see someone succeed and fail at the same time? Schrödinger’s schadenfreude?

D’OH!

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

He’s the mascot we need, not the one we deserve.

“On to Cincinnati,” right?

I was pissed (as a Villanova fan) when Philly drafted Mikal Bridges and then immediately traded him for Smith. Now I’m starting to think they did Bridges a favor.

“For the record, I do NOT recommend using a helicopter as a hair dryer. Trust me on this one.” --Vic Morrow

Our annual family trip to Wildwood (please don’t judge us!) involved obligatory trips to the boardwalk, so these delightful images assaulted my retinas on multiple occasions. I have got to do a better job convincing my wife that staying in Cape May is worth the expense.

Watch it, pal! I’ve got my ion you.

Not even with battery?

I wouldn’t exactly call what Gaffigan did “singing its praises.”

This makes him the Happy Gilmore of kickers, then? All drive, no putt.

I found it amusing to note that Dickson was tapped to do the onside kick because their actual placekicker — 19-year veteran Sebastian Janikowski — is apparently terrible at it.

Was this the fish market featured in Jiro Dreams of Sushi?