I still remember an Eagles-Cardinals game from the late 90's that ended 6-3. I wanted to apologize to my eyes for making them watch that.

There are certain sports which lend themselves more to offense than defense as a selling point. (Not speaking from authority, just observation.) The reason, I think, has something to do with the position considered the most crucial in each sport and their primary objectives. For example:

I have never wanted to stand up and applaud a football game before, but last night’s game (and Super Bowl LII) certainly made me think about it.

So he’s drained the swamp and replaced it with a cesspool?

“Well, that’s the end of this suit!”

I assume this was taken before they embarked on their quest to destroy the Ring?

Big cities don’t seem to have a similar problem with college basketball, though. In Philly alone, for example, there are five legit programs (Temple, St. Joe’s, LaSalle, Penn, and Drexel), plus the defending national champs right on the outskirts.

Apparently his part in Superman Returns never survived the cutting room. It might be on the director’s cut, though.

Are you a Delco kid, too?

All that pulling might have stretched his skull back several inches as well.

Anderson hasn’t won a game as a starter since 2014.

I am a big fan of Dr. Brock’s product! Well, most of me is. My liver -- not so much.

Even Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart was sick of Grandal’s shit.

See you in ten years, nightmare-free sleep!

Is it possible to want to see someone succeed and fail at the same time? Schrödinger’s schadenfreude?

D’OH!

Did he just find those glasses in the men’s room toilet?

He’s the mascot we need, not the one we deserve.

“On to Cincinnati,” right?

I was pissed (as a Villanova fan) when Philly drafted Mikal Bridges and then immediately traded him for Smith. Now I’m starting to think they did Bridges a favor.