Do you remember when patriotism used to be the last refuge of a scoundrel?

They’d be like the polar extreme of Mini Kiss.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to practice with my AC/DC cover band.”

Three words: Christopher. Motherfucking. Lambert.

I read that book every election year. It’s one of my all-time favorites, and it was Thompson at the height of his journalistic powers.

This is what I immediately thought of...

His favorite Greek poet? You guessed it — Homer.

They did choose paper instead of plastic, so at least they’re environmentally conscious.

I feel the same way about rugby sevens! Short, fast, and still entertaining.

If you want to see someone launching shit in all directions, there’s a Tim Horton’s in Langley you should definitely check out.

I was ready to make a clever comment on “Spainish,” but I realized it wasn’t Germain to the topic at hand.

It’s NOT?!?

If any book was crying out for an “F” grade, wouldn’t it be this one?

This following “Silicon Valley” might be the best one-two punch on TV right now.

Have you tried Pimm’s Cup in a pimp’s cup?

God damn

The “Jesus Christ, I Hope He Stopped Growin’!” Samoan?

I love Hendrick’s, but on a weekly budget Bombay Sapphire is easier on the wallet.

It’s my go-to wedding drink! And my go-to every night before-and-after-dinner drink.