Christine Flowers is philly.com’s resident pearl-clutching white lady. She and Dom Giordano fulfill the local media’s requirement to have at least two out-of-touch bloviators from the right on staff at all times.

13-year-old me remembers at least two PG-13 films from 1986 that manage to get in a couple of the old grand-daddies....

My wife is a huge Harry Potter and LOTR fan (books and movies), but never really got into either Star Wars or any of the comic-based jawns.

I’m 45 and don’t know if I can handle this. (I’m still not over Han Solo.) But at least I’ll be surrounded by fellow middle-aged nerds who might be crying a bit themselves.

Holy crap, I think I owned that same book! I bought it around the time Penn and Teller put out theirs.

Between this and the other article, it looks like I picked a bad week to stay up late drinking.

Considering Ryan’s replacement, I’d say this is more of a Teutonic shift.

As a man who officially hit his mid-forties yesterday, this story made me unreasonably happy.

Done.

The ending of that series genuinely shocked me. It was great from beginning to end.

My go-to was always, “Did you fuck my wife?”

He added: “We need to stay out of politics that makes me and every other rich white male uncomfortable. That’s been my message.”

Oh dear God, 76 East.

Get back to me in two months when the Sixers win the Finals.

Well, that depends on two factors...

Hugs.

I would like to dispense with my prepared remarks and just say: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Or under one.

That’s him reacting to the discovery that his “They Live” sunglasses really do work.

Way to embed, dumbass!