Q: How much money should athletes make?

God damn it. My embedding skills have slipped tremendously.

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I didn’t realize that marlins were flying fish.

I have two sons. I named one Bexley, after Jim Bexley Speed.

Or Zero-G Football?

SISKO: As you probably know, the Starship T’Kumbra is docked at our station. What you may not know is that their Captain considers his crew, an all Vulcan crew by the way, to be the finest in the fleet. I happen to think the people sitting at this table comprise the finest crew in the quadrant.
EZRI: You’re not going…

A+ for the research on this one.

You do have the Astros and Rockets, though.

Trump: “Fine, give me the damned paper, John. [Writing below his signature] ’But this must be the last one, full stop, never again, cross my heart and hope to die —’”

Join the club! I figured a playoff spot was at least another year away, and that they’d win something on the order of 35-40 games, tops.

Hopefully reflecting on his contributions to three straight championships in Philly?

One time LeBron James went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

The kicker is, they still need three more...

The best part is that by pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, then Start, you can create an infinite supply of submarines.

Worst “Jeopardy” answer ever:

Does that mean he’ll get drafted twice?

“they still have Big Ten player of the year Jalen Brunson, after all.”

Yes, but which team has possession of the Jay Johnstone? He belonged to so many.

Can’t I be both?