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The only appropriate answers to these stupid questions...

I’m anticipating the Scrantonicity reunion.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Just look at that watermark!

Don’t tell the Italian crew of the Deadspin staff this but I think using a quality jarred pasta sauce like Victoria or Rao’s is fine.

He may not have meant geographically.

Why didn’t Shawn Ashmore simply use his mutant powers to create an ice chute they could slide down to safety?

#TrustFundTheProcess

“White House son-in-law, and man who just made eye contact with an old fraternity brother with whom he once shared an awkwardly homoerotic experience, Jared Kushner...”

“P.S. The Beatles still sucked.”

What about this Kelly?

I feel like destroying this beautiful comment.

Of all the Kevin Kellys I’ve met in my travels, he was the most... [lip quivers] Kevin Kellyish.

An outspoken billionaire who covers up his subordinate’s abusive behavior?

That is some Zen Bootyism right there.

We love ... to do that. Relationship status is ... a very committed relationship.... [Laughs] ... we’re the type ... that dive head first into... the whole... and... open up that side.... That’s pretty... yeah.

This review was great, not to mention the longest “Meh” in recorded history.