And if anyone knows what it’s like to be part of a team that’s now a shell of its former self, it’s a standout player from the 1982-1995 Yankees.

Agreed! It’s not worth the truffle.

+X

“Kid-tested, Luca Brasi-approved!”

And I can dig it.

The theaters in my area have them now. You can reserve a specific seat on Fandango.

Oh, we likes his clever commentses!

Dear Fellow White People,

May I quote you on my cephalopodcast?

It looks like he’s spent time perfecting his speedball.

Hell, Jerry Garcia had to re-learn how to play guitar twice!

That’s not exactly a high bar to clear, though, is it?

I was 16, and I can still remember the massive hype surrounding that movie. I tuned in to the Academy Awards (which I never watch) just to see the trailer. I had already read “The Dark Knight Returns” and “The Killing Joke,” so I was prepared for grim-Tim levels of gothic violence.

That’s an excellent quote, from an excellent graphic novel.

Libertarians are good at getting away with sexual harassment, because they like to use an invisible hand.

Watched this speech (and the whole parade) in the auditorium at work. Everyone in the room was laughing their asses off during the entire speech.

Forget it, he’s rolling.

[fist bump of solidarity]

Olympics to Fox News VP: “Shut Up, ‘Nilla.”

It was a painful defeat, but I have to give it up to St. John’s. Congratulations!