Worth it!

Oh, this is just fantastic.

I LOVE YOU ALL

My cousin, Bert Davis — Mr. Carrey’s butler’s dogbody — says that all physical performances these days are based on a comedic ideal, rather than as a true depiction of the idiosyncratic facial qualities of the comedian in question.

It may be time to just euthanize sports talk radio as we know it.

Eerie and tragic, considering he and Eddie Griffin were teammates at Roman Catholic High School in Philly before both entered the NBA.

.ssecorp eht tsurT

Are they changing their name to “Toys ‘Were’ Us?”

People keep saying that, though!

You’re all good here, my brother.

I think he already has.

This one is for your grandfather, then. E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!!!!

Just give us one Eagles championship. Please, God, please!

I love everyone right now.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

In honor of my beloved NFC champion Eagles!

I honestly don’t think that Jay Wright was trying to be patronizing with his post-game remarks about Georgetown. Diplomatic, perhaps? But not patronizing.

Same here. I have the dual traits of being a former busboy and having OCD. If I don’t get those plates stacked (properly —silverware and uneaten food on top), with straw wrappers crumbled up and shoved into an empty creamer, and paper napkins rolled up and stuffed into a single coffee cup, I’ll be staring at that mess…

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