I can absolutely understand what you were feeling.

“Blonde, 12-year-old girls. Two of them, whenever possible.” —Father Andre, Love and Death

Alka-Seltzer usually does the trick!

“Oh, my!” and “How about that?”, together forever....

Didn’t they cover man-on-ghost sex in MacGruber?

“When God comes and calls me to His kingdom,

If I saw Superman looking at me like that while trying to sneak up on him, I’d be leaving a super-speed skid mark all over the place.

For me, the best superpower to have is invulnerability. Without it, the other super powers would just rip your body to pieces.

I have to admit I didn’t realize what was happening until Batman tips him off.

This was my favorite scene of the movie as well: That “oh, shit” moment the Flash has when he realizes that the most powerful mortal in the galaxy is following him with his gaze. (Superman even gets in a few swings and misses on Flash during their brief confrontation.)

The background murmuring in the bar is always soothing

The Joy of Painting

Quote from a future Farmington post-game report: “Having been beaten all night, the Phoenices were utterly drained by the end of regulation. Some of them looked bruised and droopy.”

I fell asleep with the TV on and Houston up 12-9 in the eighth inning. Guess I should’ve known I’d miss at least one more lead change.

It feels more like a dirty dozen!

Love the Lee Marvin avatar, by the way.

Seconded. As a lifelong acrophobe, I find his achievement jaw-dropping and blood-curdling at the same time.

Dammit, you’re right.

Drew, I indulged in the same bullshit and so I am in no position to judge. It IS possible to change one’s attitude for the better towards different groups of people. It’s not being “PC.” It’s not being a suddenly-delicate snowflake. It’s called “growing the hell up.”

The fact that they practice at a college of osteopathic medicine makes more and more sense every day.