Ambiguity is as American as Racism is as American as Baseball

Everybody runs, Bay. Everybody runs.

So is getting pulled over on Thanksgiving, but some traditions were not meant to last!

Depends.

Or maybe it’s the ending, where a group of fighter jets destroys Mount Rushmore and replaces the four presidents with Frank Gifford, Al Michaels and Dan Dierdorf (though Dan kind of looks like Joe Paterno)?

Usually the “Monday Night” theme is my cue to get up and use the bathroom one last time before the game starts.

It would be even better if they kept arguing to the music...

I guess some people will do anything to get the taste of Genesee out of their mouths.

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?

Are you referring to the badge, or the suspenders?

Benjamin Disraeliberger!

This is why we can’t have anything nice. Best wishes for a speedy recovery to #41!

Get out, enjoy the gorgeous weather (I highly recommend any of our local arboretums), and hang out until basketball season begins.

“Might not actually suck” = 9-7; they’ll be just good enough to keep me watching until mid-December. But I’ve come to terms with that already!

The best thing about being a Phillies fan is knowing how much free time I’ll have to go outside in September. (Beautiful weather in the Northeast right now!)

Ah, that makes sense.

I would try, but I’m feeling a bit sheepish about the whole thing.

Young goats are called “kids.”

Apologies if I’m mistaken, but didn’t Olenna Tyrell kill Joffrey? At the very least she confessed to doing so.