Benjamin Disraeliberger!

This is why we can’t have anything nice. Best wishes for a speedy recovery to #41!

Get out, enjoy the gorgeous weather (I highly recommend any of our local arboretums), and hang out until basketball season begins.

“Might not actually suck” = 9-7; they’ll be just good enough to keep me watching until mid-December. But I’ve come to terms with that already!

The best thing about being a Phillies fan is knowing how much free time I’ll have to go outside in September. (Beautiful weather in the Northeast right now!)

Ah, that makes sense.

I would try, but I’m feeling a bit sheepish about the whole thing.

Young goats are called “kids.”

Apologies if I’m mistaken, but didn’t Olenna Tyrell kill Joffrey? At the very least she confessed to doing so.

Well, it’s better than him learning about Hot Pockets on the street!

I see what you did there, headline.

I’m an Eagles fan (please, hold your applause), so there is plenty about my own team to irritate me. But far more irritating was how often the local Cowboys fans would rub their five Super Bowl victories in my face.

RIP, Coach. As a Villanova alumnus and fan, all I can say is: Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Brilliant. Or perhaps, this one?

Was Boog the first pick in the draft?

I guess the irony is many of these same things (women’s equality, LGBT rights, etc.) are what the far-right movement opposes as well. It’s just that they want them imposed in the name of Christianity, not Islam.

http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-begs-disaffected-youth-gravitating-toward-n-56696

“WHY?!? WHY DID I STARE AT THE ECLIPSE?!?”

A good pun really helps me sift into high gear.