Mark this date on your colander!

My favorite was Spock reciting the old Vulcan proverb: “Only Nixon could go to China.”

I love that scene.

Not all sinkholes are created the same way, mind you....

Montalban was the perfect compliment to Kirk in II. Two scenery-chewers facing off in a machismo contest. And of course, Spock showing both of them what true courage was all about, while — oops, sorry! It’s getting dusty in here again.

I love that scene. “What do you say, Tomalok (sp)? Shall we die together?”

And I learned that you simply haven’t experienced Shakespeare until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon.

“The Kentucky State Anthem Is Decadent And Depraved”

Oh my God, thank you for that reference. My face almost pulled a “Raiders of the Lost Ark”-style face melt when I watched that clip on TV. And I might be the whitest dude on the planet. (Top 25, at least.)

Every single one of those “Ragnarok” photos is getting air-brushed onto the sides of my van.

Sorry, too busy checking out Valkyrie. She is rather pleasant on the eyes. (Also, she kills a crap-ton of people, too... not sure why that turns me on, but whatever.)

At least Mr. Elba will get to star in a profitable fantasy film this year!

The first thing that popped into my brain looking at that photo was, “Bum-BUM-bumbumBUMMMBUMMM-bum-bumbumBUMMMBUMMM....”*

“Arise, chicken!” —BillyWitchDoctor.com

“...he had eaten five banana splits backstage and had to take a dump.”

“...he had eaten five banana splits backstage and had to take a dump.”

The average height of a modern human being is 5.6 feet for men, and 5.2 feet for women. In order to dunk a basketball, that would mean achieving a vertical leap of no less than 5 and a half feet (assuming the rim is exactly 10 feet from the ground and the basketball itself requires an additional 10-12 inches of…

Point taken. He deserved a ring.

Damn it, my bad. Thank you!