It was the 9-6-1 season, when they would go on to lose to the Cardinals in the NFC Championship Game (because of course they did).

Of course, the first regular-season home game after that loss (on national TV, in our brand-spanking-new stadium, with Sly Stallone on the JumboTron pumping up the crowd) featured the defending champion Bucs coming back to Philly and shutting out the Birds, 17-0.

I remember how easily Westbrook scored on the first drive of that game, and thinking like a true moron, “Oh, baby... the dynasty BEGINS.”

I thought he might have been talking about the 44-6 game in 2008.

Considering we are constantly reminded that Dallas has five Lombardi Trophies, New York four, and even that dysfunctional mess in Washington has three, I think green is the perfect color for our envy-crippled franchise.

In “Channel Zero,” doorknob turns you!

Just for shits and giggles, I clicked over to the Saints’ franchise history page at pro-football-reference.com.

Doris Burke rules. And that NBA 2K footage is hilarious. How does she make all of those moves without a torso?!?

More cheek for the sneak.

More like “Bur-donkadonk!”

More glute for the run ‘n’ shoot.

It’s all about that bass.

Bronn: Did you see that? I fucking shot a dragon!

You want to talk about pain?

I’ll never forget when David Ortiz died in that plane crash in 1972. A genuine tragedy.

Deflection 101: When you can’t attack the message, attack the messenger.

Oh my, that is delicious!