Considering we are constantly reminded that Dallas has five Lombardi Trophies, New York four, and even that dysfunctional mess in Washington has three, I think green is the perfect color for our envy-crippled franchise.

Just for shits and giggles, I clicked over to the Saints’ franchise history page at pro-football-reference.com.

Doris Burke rules. And that NBA 2K footage is hilarious. How does she make all of those moves without a torso?!?

More cheek for the sneak.

More like “Bur-donkadonk!”

More glute for the run ‘n’ shoot.

It’s all about that bass.

I’ll never forget when David Ortiz died in that plane crash in 1972. A genuine tragedy.

Deflection 101: When you can’t attack the message, attack the messenger.

Oh my, that is delicious!

The kicker is that if Zinke holds forth on his threat to Murkowski — and withdraws federal support for building roads to support the expansion of mining and drilling in Alaska —, her vote may have saved both the ACA and the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (for now).

Bjork followed that up tonight by telling reporters that Freeze was allowed to redact “personal calls” from the phone records before they were released.

DON’T QUIT ‘TIL YOU’RE IT ™

It’s all about Bran recognition.

I was wondering that myself. Maybe he’ll try a new font this time. Helvetica? Calibri? Times New Roman?

Would a miscarriage be considered a balk?

Paterno: “[To Sandusky] You son of a bitch! You’re supposed to STAND for something! You’re supposed to protect people! But instead you fucking molest them! [To Graham Spanier] The son of a bitch is guilty! That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! He is a slime! If he’s allowed to go free, then…

Good call! He has had experience playing an overwhelmed assistant coach at a state university.