“McQueary, shoot this piece of shit!”

Beat me to it! But it was only a matter of time.

+1 “hoo-hah!”

Our copy of the Bible was from a cut-rate publisher and riddled with typos, which is why for years I thought Jesus walked on Walter.

...died with his dick out.

“Fox News: We’ll Report, Then Talk Amongst Yourselves”

Someone’s going to get challahed at for this mistake.

Aren’t they all to the far right?

I can understand their rationale for doing this: If they waited until the end of the game, there wouldn’t be anyone around to watch it.

“I swear, this has never happened before.”

[fist bump of solidarity]

And let us never speak of “the shortcut” again.

I’m not that dad yet, but I’m getting there!

Three shall be the points I award you, and the number of points awarded shall be three. Four points I shall not award you, neither will I award you two, excepting that I then proceed to three. Five points is right out.

Whew! Glad I’m not the only one.

I made a few modifications since the original post, which I think could work.

Or you can throw the weaker conference a bone: All division winners get in, and then the top 10 teams remaining from both conferences combined.

The woman pictured is Hungarian porn actress Anette Dawn

And yet, as a Phillies fan, I still envy them.