The woman pictured is Hungarian porn actress Anette Dawn

And yet, as a Phillies fan, I still envy them.

Because nothing gets a 21-year-old, newly-minted millionaire engorged and tingling more than a shopping spree at Lord & Taylor?

I suppose, technically speaking, you could add Mr. Terrific to the list, considering his ability to render himself invisible to electronic surveillance.

Lucky bastard.

Goddamn right you do. :)

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What are you, kidding? Legoland, dude!

What’s your favorite typo in this Howard Eskin tweet?

7. Chick-fil-A at the Plymouth Meeting Mall. And let me know when you’ll be there, Mr. Fultz, because my son* is dying to meet you!

Oof. Maybe he should stay on terra firma.

Gee, I don’t know why they’re already 50 games under .500.

If I was Jason Isaacs I’d just roll with it, because the last time he was in space he got eviscerated by Sam Neill.

So even if they win a title....

You’re a better man than I am.

Huh, he does have a beautiful mouth!

Q: How do you make a Nazi Cross?

#TeamTab4Lyfe

Judging by her t-shirt she’s an Eagles fan, too. Christ. I liked it better when we were known for hucking battery-filled snowballs at Santa Claus or some shit.

For non-Philadelphians: Christine Flowers (and occasionally, Rick Santorum) is the token right-wing opinion* writer posted on Philly.com. When her columns do get national exposure, it’s almost never for a good reason.