Right now, though — 2008 feels like a million years ago.
God, but when you do....
Philadelphia, 1980-81. Granted, the Phillies did win the WS, but the four major sports teams went 1-3 in championships during that span.
Just ask this Phillies fan, or a Cubs fan, or an anything-from-Cleveland fan: When that lone championship does manage to come along after what seems like an eternity of waiting, it feels so much better. At the very least, it sustains you for the next decade or two of absolute sucking you know you’re in for.
High Witness News?
Come on now, old-timers: The 2015 Warriors couldn’t beat the 2017 Warriors.
Same here. I used my check card to buy my nephew a gift card from the GameStop web site. That was early March. Two weeks later, my bank alerts me to suspicious activity on that same card and I made arrangements to replace it.
Didn’t Toni Iommi play with Black Sabbath? Man, what a career that guy had!
Holy shit. Thank God nobody was hurt.
There definitely seems to be some sort of preternatural connection between you and those trees! My advice is to enlist the help of a local Druid.
We have, and they pruned several limbs from a couple of trees on our property. One such tree had a nasty habit during thunderstorms of dropping limbs up to three inches in diameter from as high as twenty feet in the air. Fortunately it sits off to the side of our driveway so the house isn’t usually in danger, but my…
FALLING TREES. A-fucking-men.
I was almost hoping that the El Capitan scene took place on whatever the 23rd-century equivalent of what the Holodeck would be.
Seriously, though... why does God need a spaceship?
I love you Schmitty, but you’re off about the language barrier. Communication is a two-way street. Even Phillies great Richie Ashburn learned how to say “¡Yo la tengo!”*
It looks like Cleveland finally decided to work on their passing.
Holy shitsnacks!
Captain Cuddles had a good run. No regrets.
R.I.P. “Captain Cuddles” (2015-2017)