I mean, sweet Jesus Christ.

NOPE.

“So we’re all in agreement: No fucking way?”

with the win, their 14th straight in this postseason, the Warriors set the record for most consecutive playoff wins

Well written, Beth. As you (and my father-in-law) might say in Yinzer-speak, climate change is a serious problem that needs fixed.

Dear God, I’m old enough to remember Phil and Phillis.

“Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-watch the tramcar, please.”

I won’t forget the first time I strolled down the North Wildwood boardwalk and noticed an aquarium set up between the game booths. An aquarium, less than 100 yards from the ocean? I almost wanted to cry for those poor fish.

[fist bump of solidarity]

I think the entire purpose of the original review might have been to give Edelstein a chance to use the phrase, “waiting for Gadot.”

And don’t even think about singing in the bathtub around these parts, Mister!

It’s the least they could do! Other than, you know, not being chubbsy-ubbsy and shit.

Could I buy some pot from you?

Phillies Fans: We’ve been through worse!

It’s a dangerous precedent and you may want to start adjusting your porn browsing to primarily BBW porn to condition yourself to this dystopian future we now face.

Of course the Earth, embarrassed, will claim Mars did it.

Just watched this the other night and dear God it has never been more relevant.

The Omega Fan

Me: Siri, what the hell is “covfefe?”