Come on now, old-timers: The 2015 Warriors couldn’t beat the 2017 Warriors.

Same here. I used my check card to buy my nephew a gift card from the GameStop web site. That was early March. Two weeks later, my bank alerts me to suspicious activity on that same card and I made arrangements to replace it.

Didn’t Toni Iommi play with Black Sabbath? Man, what a career that guy had!

Holy shit. Thank God nobody was hurt.

There definitely seems to be some sort of preternatural connection between you and those trees! My advice is to enlist the help of a local Druid.

We have, and they pruned several limbs from a couple of trees on our property. One such tree had a nasty habit during thunderstorms of dropping limbs up to three inches in diameter from as high as twenty feet in the air. Fortunately it sits off to the side of our driveway so the house isn’t usually in danger, but my…

FALLING TREES. A-fucking-men.

I was almost hoping that the El Capitan scene took place on whatever the 23rd-century equivalent of what the Holodeck would be.

Seriously, though... why does God need a spaceship?

I love you Schmitty, but you’re off about the language barrier. Communication is a two-way street. Even Phillies great Richie Ashburn learned how to say “¡Yo la tengo!”*

It looks like Cleveland finally decided to work on their passing.

I mean, sweet Jesus Christ.

NOPE.

“So we’re all in agreement: No fucking way?”

with the win, their 14th straight in this postseason, the Warriors set the record for most consecutive playoff wins

Well written, Beth. As you (and my father-in-law) might say in Yinzer-speak, climate change is a serious problem that needs fixed.

Dear God, I’m old enough to remember Phil and Phillis.

“Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-watch the tramcar, please.”

I won’t forget the first time I strolled down the North Wildwood boardwalk and noticed an aquarium set up between the game booths. An aquarium, less than 100 yards from the ocean? I almost wanted to cry for those poor fish.

[fist bump of solidarity]