I think the entire purpose of the original review might have been to give Edelstein a chance to use the phrase, “waiting for Gadot.”

And don’t even think about singing in the bathtub around these parts, Mister!

It’s the least they could do! Other than, you know, not being chubbsy-ubbsy and shit.

Could I buy some pot from you?

Phillies Fans: We’ve been through worse!

It’s a dangerous precedent and you may want to start adjusting your porn browsing to primarily BBW porn to condition yourself to this dystopian future we now face.

Just watched this the other night and dear God it has never been more relevant.

The Omega Fan

Me: Siri, what the hell is “covfefe?”

He’s not allowed to change it. Anything he says (or tweets, in this case) while president is part of the official record.

Can’t delete it, can’t edit it. It belongs to the archives now. Fitting!

Just when you begin to lose faith in humanity....

My uncle was a dissent broker. He lost everything in the Great Dissension Recession of ‘05.

First they start World War I, and now this?

$2 per catch and a hot sandwich.

Well, that certainly tempers any pride I had about the Philadelphia Soul being defending champions.

So you’re saying that in this instance, rain actually helped the Flames?

If someone ever called me out for being immature, I’d hold my breath until they apologized.

This nailed it for me.