“That’s the last time any Warrior was stopped tonight.”

I love “Alright, Still.” Hyper-pop music and lilting vocals, with some brutally cynical lyrics to undermine them both.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

“A parachute not opening... that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!”

You dummy! A kubball is a sinister group of conspirators.

THANK YOU. I was hoping I’d see this joke.

Really? Oof.

This only reaffirms my undignified love for center-fielders.

It’s hard for me to feel too bad for a man worth $125 million (more or less) who’s been forced into retirement at the age of 37.

Damn, nice callback!

He did. Just not as frequently. And kindly go to hell for reminding me of 2010. :)

In that crowd? He’d have to shout.

Ryan, thank you for the great seasons you gave us Phillies fans. You will always have a special place in our memories.

I still can’t get over the fact that Burneko thinks it perfectly acceptable to put fucking mayonnaise on a cheese steak. That’s an infamia!

If only David Beckham had married some sort of... spice-having woman.

Great minds watch the same Simpsons episodes, yes?

Quin Snyder looks like the front man for a Temple of the Dog cover band.

[shudders]