Heh heh... “mule.”

Good God — he fell almost three times the height of the Empire State Building. That’s a lot of time to ponder what’s about to happen to you.

Sorry, can’t respond in full yet... saw man in crowd wearing a Kevin Kolb jersey in public, brain went “asdijsdftgig9gqt4qy’;gag;gh”

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

Jayson Stark being let go surprised me the most.

Names in my current rotation...

This reminds me of Cliff Lee’s 2012 season with the Phillies. Not in a good way.

“FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM!”

“Cut! Do it again.”

It’s all about disaster recovery... a disaster which — in this case, ironically — was caused by having a backup.

James Dolan has apparently followed through on his public promise to ride with the old triangle-humper.

In the competitive world of pro baseball, it’s sphincter swim.

So many conflicting emotions on this one. It’s like my longtime girlfriend and I broke up, and then I found out she’s... signed with a minor-league team — I’m sorry, this analogy has gone horribly awry.

Especially if that clock was taunting him from the seats.

The Lakers’ new late-season strategy, folks...

In the business world, what Boss Trump said was the word of God. Nobody dared to question or criticize him, or they’d be packing up their desk within minutes.

We miss you, Harry.

Fixed. I knew I’d screwed up the moment I hit “Publish!”

Eddie Savitz?!?

Werner Ladders: For when you’re finished scrawling “Brooks Was Here” into the rafters!