THANK YOU. I was hoping I’d see this joke.

Really? Oof.

This only reaffirms my undignified love for center-fielders.

It’s hard for me to feel too bad for a man worth $125 million (more or less) who’s been forced into retirement at the age of 37.

Damn, nice callback!

He did. Just not as frequently. And kindly go to hell for reminding me of 2010. :)

In that crowd? He’d have to shout.

Ryan, thank you for the great seasons you gave us Phillies fans. You will always have a special place in our memories.

I still can’t get over the fact that Burneko thinks it perfectly acceptable to put fucking mayonnaise on a cheese steak. That’s an infamia!

If only David Beckham had married some sort of... spice-having woman.

Great minds watch the same Simpsons episodes, yes?

Quin Snyder looks like the front man for a Temple of the Dog cover band.

[shudders]

Heh heh... “mule.”

Good God — he fell almost three times the height of the Empire State Building. That’s a lot of time to ponder what’s about to happen to you.

Sorry, can’t respond in full yet... saw man in crowd wearing a Kevin Kolb jersey in public, brain went “asdijsdftgig9gqt4qy’;gag;gh”

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

Jayson Stark being let go surprised me the most.

Names in my current rotation...