This reminds me of Cliff Lee’s 2012 season with the Phillies. Not in a good way.

“FREEDOM! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FREEDOM!”

“Cut! Do it again.”

It’s all about disaster recovery... a disaster which — in this case, ironically — was caused by having a backup.

James Dolan has apparently followed through on his public promise to ride with the old triangle-humper.

In the competitive world of pro baseball, it’s sphincter swim.

So many conflicting emotions on this one. It’s like my longtime girlfriend and I broke up, and then I found out she’s... signed with a minor-league team — I’m sorry, this analogy has gone horribly awry.

Especially if that clock was taunting him from the seats.

The Lakers’ new late-season strategy, folks...

In the business world, what Boss Trump said was the word of God. Nobody dared to question or criticize him, or they’d be packing up their desk within minutes.

We miss you, Harry.

Fixed. I knew I’d screwed up the moment I hit “Publish!”

Eddie Savitz?!?

Werner Ladders: For when you’re finished scrawling “Brooks Was Here” into the rafters!

I think I found our “anonymous caller....

Overrated. Hasn’t had a good season since his rookie year in 1823.

#SellersByJune (Phillies)

I am one, and no, I would not.

Come on, Albert — think about it! The phrase doesn’t go: Wine ‘em, dine ‘em, treat ‘em as equals!

Hey, sometimes you just can’t find a toilet when you need one.