The correlating statistic for BoFA is the “Franchise-Rated Offensive Maturation, Utilized Near Desired Average.”

Oh, hell no. So she was biting the cap to get it off the magic marker? Jesus. That’s like two parent’s nightmares in one.

I AM FUCKING CRAZY

If I were you, I’d own up to that “nanny-pegging” fetish of yours.

Hey! We’re not that close to the airport.

See, that’s why I don’t work from home.

Bernard Shaw was right: We truly are two nations separated by a common language!

For a second there I thought she was going to keep going right out of the frame. You can’t pull that off unless you’re in socks. 

“I’m just going to sit here and chill. Get my snack on.”

You know she’s ridin’ dirty (diapers).

*BOOM*

Former pos. coach to me: “Bruce Allen brushes his teeth with Coors Light.”

Hey! I resent that statem—

So, how does he run the bases with balls that large?

Would whoever is playing as Okafor please recharge your controller? Thank you!

Don’t blame them too much; it’s probably a recurring cycle of abuse.

Are Euclidding me with that joke?

“...Villanova owns the North’s East’s top seed...”

I’m going with my son to the game vs. Boston in March. I was hoping by then we might be lucky enough to see Embiid and Simmons playing. At this point I’ll be happy just to see Anderson, Saric and Embiid on the floor (fingers crossed).

I think it’s time for everyone to take a deep breath and push forward.