Colangelo stated at today’s press conference that Embiid will miss at least the next four games.

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium

“Thank you for calling the ‘Tell on Trump’ hotline! чтобы услышать это в российской прессе два.”

Not pictured: The one hand in her pocket.

New Canadian Citizen: “...We stand on guard for thee...”

Хорошо! +1

Sorry about the delay! I was distracted.

At this point, the bar has been lowered so far I’m willing to give the guy on the left credit for correctly spelling “You’re.”

There are plenty of reasons these days to make an Eagles fan such as myself yell and shake my fist at the clouds. But the fact that neither T.O. *nor* Dawkins made the Hall this year has generated a heretofore unknown level of rage.

It could have been worse; at least she wasn’t hit with a Mazeltov cocktail.

The Sports Reporters was always part of my bachelor-era Sunday morning NFL game day routine, while putting myself in the proper frame of mind.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Greatest city hall building in America. I was there just a couple of weeks ago with the wife and kids.

Happy now, asshole?

They each have assets of more than $1.8 billion.

The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact was certainly helpful afterward! For a while, anyway.

Close enough! Although be careful not to poach anyone else’s egg jokes.

That’s what I’m hoping for!