“Note: Adjective Man died on the way back to his home planet.”

I heard she’s angling for a job with the White Sox.

“Super Extreme DUI”should only be invoked when Red Bull or Four Loko is involved.

I mean, with Papelbon traded to Washington, the Phillies suddenly found themselves with an ex-Boston-pitcher-turned-liability gap.

Perhaps! But what does that matter when the only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Merriweather or Eartha Kitt.

In places like Cleveland and L.A., that’s called “looking for the challenge flag.”

When it comes to X-rays and MRI results, the waiting is the hardest part.

Vincent and I used to do a business together. Great guy.

+1 ping only

Beat me to it, you magnificent bastard.

The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

At this point, Nate Silver has turned into the guy at the blackjack table who’s agonizing over whether to split his aces, even though the dealer is showing a six.

Let’s say we followed your advice. The Sixers’ public announcer’s job just got much easier...

Hey, I’m still angry at Joe Carter! Some things you just can’t seem to let go.

This article is nothing more than part of a schmear campaign.

In a non-PPR league? Very.

Please don’t make fun of me. All I wanted was a red cap and a Speedo.

I mean, Edelman? The guy I just dropped from my fantasy team after 8 disappointing weeks?

Nooooooooooo thank you. And sadly you could have ended that sentence after the first five words.

Who gets horny with a ghost?