We had the Villanova buzzer beater—

As a Phillies fan who suffered through the “pre-genius” Francona years, it seemed strangely poetic to watch a former Indians manager end our own championship drought by beating a Joe Maddon team with Ben Zobrist on it.

Shit, I’m 43 and I can’t figure out how to load-balance my washing machine.

Too late. Although I was wondering how long these good folks have been holding off the Reaper until this moment arrived, and I fear for what comes next.

That’s right. This is a team offense. Everybody’s going to jail.

The strange part is that he was going to cross the Betsy Ross Bridge at first, but he didn’t want to get flagged.

+1. I sing your comment electric.

I’d say Huff catches hell for this, but he’d probably drop it.

/gets traded to the Detroit Ligers

Points deducted from his apology for not starting with, “But seriously, folks....”

So, does he just carry those around with him, or...?

Freestyle break-dancing competition. Each team sends out one player. He who gets served, loses.

I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns, Anchower!

If there is a “Trump” audible, what do you think it is?

And Mike Missanelli’s undying love for Guida Windows & Doors!

Thanks! As to whether or not I adopt it... I’ll keep you in suspense.

Patriotic squirrels, you say?

I think I listened to that five times in a row last night.

Same here in Philly. Lots of soon-to-be-divorced men listening to drive-time sports talk radio, apparently.

Some people started telling it, not knowing what it was....