I think that’s the real problem. Buncha dog haters around here.

Sorry, not trying to hound you on these things, but my sister-in-law loves that movie and even loaned me her copy of it on VHS. Maybe she and the missus are outliers when it comes to movie demographics, but still.

My wife thinks “Shawshank” is the greatest movie she’s ever seen. Should I inform her that she’s been living a lie all these years?

Exactly. Considering the downright shitty manner in which the natives in this country have been treated, having a team named after a derogatory name for your ethnic group is likely pretty low on the list of grievances.

Which would likely encourage more suspects to cop to the SEC knowing they won’t do time, unless I’m misreading the distinction.

The Binghamton Captains, anyone?

I will never, ever get tired of watching that.

“Aren’t you a little short for a psychopath?”

My writing hand cramped up just watching this.

Note to CBS in the wake of this Canadian cold front:

In Ms. Clinton’s defense, they are quite impressive.

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Hannah, is it possible to reconcile the Giants’ inexplicable failure to defend their crown with a sudden resurgence the following season? How would one best attempt to reconcile this? If one could reconcile it, what would that say about the state of modern baseball and its recent struggle to produce back-to-back…

“My feelings about “faggot” are starting to change. I did this long bit about the word ‘faggot’ in my last special, and about how to me it’s always just meant ‘annoying.’ I grew up with a different meaning to it. So I’m not talking about gay when I call people ‘faggot.’ But I know I can’t ignore the way that it makes…

We want to express the belief that we will rely upon the strength, intuition and wisdom of progressive and enlightened women to find our place in nature and to regain the balance within it.

Well, now the drunks over in Gazebo 7 are out (1) drone.

I’m thankful that I finally own a vehicle with the channel-changing buttons on the steering wheel. It’s a miracle I never plowed into a divider or a school bus full of nuns while searching for the next “classic rock block.”

Any chance they manage to do a crossover episode with the CW heroes?

He was also Ann (“Her?”) Veal’s minister father on Arrested Development. He ends up punching Jason Bateman’s character for allegedly seducing his wife with his “secular ways.”

1980 was the apex of Philly sports. If only that year had ended with more than one championship!