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There goes Bartolo Colon, the best there ever was at this game.

Jiggling breasts and all?

[Frinkiac]

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You got the goods!

Catchy jingle, though!

“Buck up, old pal! Nothing soothes the old elimination blues like a gang bang on a yacht. I’ll bring the caviar and edible panties.” —Steve Ballmer

Fuck you, science!

DAMN RIGHT HE DOES! WOOOOOOOOO!

I would like to officially congratulate Jennifer Lawrence on becoming the newest member of the Two Trilogy Club!

I remember a very strange series from the Batman/Superman catalog, in which the duo ended up in a parallel universe with heroes verrrrrrrrry similar to the Marvel universe. They blamed these Avengers-like heroes for the death of Lois Lane, and Superman heat-blasted a hole right through the head of the Giant Man…

It’s hard to say. Crossbones/Rumlow could have been acting alone, stealing the vial to sell to the highest bidder. Or he could have been contracted to steal it. We’ll never know by whom, obviously. In any case I think it was an isolated incident that was used to frame the perception of those who view the Avengers as a…

“The Dark Knight’s Bane” would have been far more appropriate.

For a slightly stomach-churning yet accurate portrayal of a hero with a spider’s actual web-slinging ability, may I direct your attention to the “Brown Widow” from The Venture Bros.? (BONUS: Voiced by Nathan Fillion.)

Of course! Let’s be smart about this.

Oh, dear.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

Beautiful, man.

Young Man Yells At Cloud