They really do need to make some moves to get their offense in a better place. And the base running has been downright terrible at times. But their defense is solid and you can’t say enough about how well the pitching has performed (last night’s blown save excepted).

B.J. Novak + Rami Malek = Samer Kalaf

The most disgusting part of your comment was the “pack of Parliaments” reference. Reminds me why I quit smoking.

The episode in question was from 2001, and I’ve only watched sporadically since. I am wayyyyyy older than 19 and would have never at any point in my life matched anyone’s description of a typical “bro,” trust me.

Oh, for God’s sake. Are you sure this isn’t an Onion article?

Gooooooo Cow Tippers!

Come on, Mr. Moorehead. College coaches have no business preaching about loyalty. Like if you got a head coaching offer tomorrow from Bumblefuck Junior College you wouldn’t be on the first plane out of town.

They did make a great cameo on one of the best episodes of South Park ever, so I’ll give them that. But I couldn’t name two Radiohead songs if my life depended on it.

You went on a date with Anne Rice? Deets, baby, deets!

Avengers: Starring Everyone On Earth Except You, Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill.

Creature Report! Creature Report!

TheFightins.com forever!*

Hope is our Oxycontin. It feels great when it’s coursing through your veins, but too much of it will eventually kill you.

I’ve been giddy about the Phillies! They’re actually... not terrible?

I’m going this Saturday night. Can’t freakin’ wait!

Age of Ultron the movie was nothing at all like the graphic novel, as I learned when I read it just before the movie came out.

Over 20 billion dollars in total worldwide box office* since the release of Blade in 1997! On your left, indeed.

Or Panda Calrissian.