The nerve of me!

Thanks for the compliment! :)

Note to angry letter writers: Words like “progressive” and “liberal” are only insults to those who aren’t progressive, or liberal.

Knowing what we know now, Chipotle got the better end of the deal.

Neither are they.

...he was a rock star living his life out of time...

The way people speak of Mozart now is how they’ll speak of Prince in 200 years. I’m only slightly exaggerating.

Hey, I liked “Batdance!”

Oh, hell nyet.

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7909618

Just a few things....

Come on now, what about the opportunity to screw Dallas out a chance to draft Ezekiel Elliot?

Was he ever?

I attribute my massive unpopularity among potential holders as the reason it took me until after my sophomore year in college to blaze.

What a pity chewing tobacco doesn’t give you finger cancer as well.

I’ve thought about this too. I’ve witnessed relatives dying slow deaths (albeit over weeks and months, not years), and I can’t imagine putting my wife and young children through that experience.

The lesson here is: When a stadium event promises “free drinks for all who attend,” read the fine print.

Doesn't everything?

I will say my initial reaction cooled down a bit. The fight scenes do kick ass. My three-weeks-removed rating: B-.

That kid looks pissed. Like me-walking-out-of-”Batman v Superman”-pissed.