‘Sup, Charles Napier?

This is the Eightiesest thing ever. Holy shit.

13-year-old me would not have been there, but many of my classmates would have.

Having watched both films, I found it interesting that Nolan chose to use the same climactic threat to Gotham in “Begins” that was used in Burton’s “Batman”: Evil genius disperses airborne chemicals to drive everyone in the city insane.

Bought ticket, still going. I’ve been waiting too long for this goddamned movie.

He doesn’t just like New York, Barry....

They are about to go on the ride of their lives!

I don’t know!

Whose Baseline Is It Anyway?

Is that a Wusthof? Huh. It sounds like our Commerce Team has the same taste in knives as...

Is that a Wusthof? Huh. It sounds like our Commerce Team has the same taste in knives as...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

And there isn’t even a plaque [snort], or a signpost [snort] or a statue of him in that stadium! [snort] Someone took away his GM responsibilities. No one knows who gave the order.

So in other words he’s Grima Wormtongue with spreadsheets? Good to know!

Whomp And Circumstance?

That player was lucky! With Israeli medics, sometimes you keep your limbs, and sometimes Jerusalem.

I got a weird “Ruby-shoots-Oswald-in-the-parking-garage” vibe from that photo.

It Takes A Nation Of Millibars To Hold Us Back

Prophets of Rain?

Good Lord, no!

That headline was one letter away from the next “Great Moments In Poop History.”