Nothing but respect for Mr. Flores.

“Pass.” —Manu Ginobili

It’s not for him, it’s for his proctologist.

Oh, that’s good. +1

I haven’t seen anyone spend that much on a movement since Eddie Savitz.

Well Do-Si-done!

Slap some ledenhosen on him, maybe one of those alpiner hats... man, it’s getting hot in here.

Freeze Frame -Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

Feel free to start thinking about what a disaster Manziel will be on the Cowboys next season.

In addition, a Super Bowl victory would give Manning an even 200 wins over all of his starts. Those are two milestones that would certainly put the exclamation point on a fine career.

Not even a picture of a famous person shrugging? Man.

PHO-TO-SHOP! PHO-TO-SHOP!

Can Bro God make a shirt so small that even He can’t button it?

#STRUNK LIFE

When reached for comment, project supervisor Basil Fawlty said, “Eh. I’ve seen worse.”

And that’s how Yours Truly became a lapsed Catholic.

Send in the agnostics!

Right, but one definition of theory is “an unproven assumption.” Even if God is more of a myth than a theory, the faith of true believers allows them to assume that God exists free of any proof whatsoever.

And if anyone was more in need of a good digger....