“We fled Syria for this?”

Hewitt’s next opponent? Colm Wragg.

It’s the perfect cover!

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL COACH!

Weekend Coach lets me stay up until midnight!

So much for the spin-off, Muhammad and Ali.

Well, he’s at least half-right.

Aisle 3: Ham bones for making stew!

The lesson here: Never rub another man’s rhubarb. Or something.

Funny you mention that. I read about this and thought, “This is exactly like Wounded Knee. Only stupid.”

Jim Tomsula’s camp, meanwhile, is removing its tent from the Levi’s parking lot.

In Russia, Tunsil takes out you!

“Uh, I’m retiring.” —Frank Gore

This is the state of many Eagles fans (myself included) this morning:

Well, there goes my present. Happy Birthday!

Adios, Charles. We’ll always have 2013 and everything right up to the Saints’ game-winning kick in the wild card round.

Also this scene from The Simpsons...

Good product placement, KFC!

Panthers wielding bats are pretty intimidating. Far more so than the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you!

Oh, it’s real. Dear God, is it real. And pungent. And lingering.