Thank God for bucket seats, right?

We knew, Lionel. We knew. But you looked so happy we couldn’t bear to call you on it.

The HoloLens headset from Microsoft is the world’s first untethered wearable that generates holograms before your eyes.

Thank you for this early Christmas present!

“Did you receive my ‘Get Well Soon’ card?”

I concur. My own command to the replicator would be, “Tea. English Breakfast. Hot.”

I was 7 during that run, and not really much of a sports nut yet. (Although props to Mom for making it happen!) I vaguely recall family members going bonkers around me when Tug McGraw struck out Willie Williams.

Come on, we are never sweeping those championships. The closest Philly got was 1980 (1-3).

Speaking of Philly, it’s a testament to how terrible a four-sport city we are that we didn’t even make Drew’s “championship sweep” rankings.

She looks good for someone who was just tortured by a giant, needly floating orb.

This guy’s mustache deserves a medal, too.

“If you strike me down, not only will I become more powerful than you could ever imagine, but Anna Kendrick will riff on this scene 38 years later.”

So, Obi-Wan took refuge as a Hermit on Tattooine to keep an eye on the Son of Skywalker, right?

Oh, running away, eh, Obi-Wan? YOU YELLOW BASTARD!

Get ready for a surprise!

“And every time we’ve won a championship, the 3-point shot was a big part of it.”

The short answer: No.

GIANT SPACE BOOB

Why bother putting a site on that thing? It never helped stormtroopers before.

From the end credits of Howard Stern’s Butt Bongo Fiesta: