Why are people so upset over a jig?

A little mincing would be nice.

“Croak, monsieur.” —Aaron Hernandez

The big change on the Falcon is that radar dish, because it was knocked off in Return of the Jedi through some of Lando’s close-quarters flying....

KR12P

Man, thank God we here in Philly got rid of Nick Foles! Otherwise we’d be the ones who were four... and... five.

The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all.

Per contract negotiations with Ryan himself, severance will be a six-pack and a slap on the ass.

True. Besides, you can’t kill a wolf-man with a spike. Everybody knows you need a silver bullet.

Good seats still available!

Haven’t seen the remake, but holy crap sit yourself down and watch this. It’s a masterpiece of mindfuckery.

Great. Hey, who needs clean underwear?

HE IS NOT A NUMBER, HE IS A FREE MAN

The Odd Couple at 41? Bullshit. That’s a top-10 comedy if ever there was one.

I moved out of my parents’ house for good when I was 25, and I thought I was a weirdo. I suppose it’s because I always took to heart that line from Billy Joel’s “Captain Jack”: You’re 21 and still your mother makes your bed/ and that’s too long....

Is he? I dunno.

Duck.

*Paisano Man: So, Is Billy Joel Italian, Or What?

* She Got A Way: A Tribute To Women Who Escaped Famous Serial Killers

Flapjacks Merengue? Piece of cake!