Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown!

You leave Bob Saget out of this, sir!

Also, yes.

They are rebelling against progress, are they not?

“Pigskins,” of course, is a term used to celebrate — not denigrate! — the heritage of porcine-Americans.

The topics discussed on this page go around the subject of sports without necessarily focusing on them. Hence, “The Concourse.”

It... uh, helps keep them grounded? I got nothing.

Non-celebrity Eagles fans may be among the worst of the worst (not excluding myself), but at least we can claim Tina Fey, Bradley Cooper, Will Smith, Sylvester Stallone, Mike Trout, Kobe Bryant, Bob Saget and Joe Biden, to name a few.

Well, sure, but... Eminem?

Jon Hamm?

Thanks for the nostalgia flashback!

It reminds me of the feeling I got watching the Enterprise ascend from the gas clouds over Titan during the climax of Abrams’ Star Trek. Just... wow.

“Why are you stormtroopers sitting on your helmets?”

What a wonton lack of professionalism, I say!

Which much be terribly embarrassing when you’re at a nice restaurant.

Ah, but only if the word is Latin in origin! “Clitoris” is derived from the Ancient Greek word κλειτορίς, meaning “key.”

Hey, even dirty whores deserve top-quality clothing at brand-name prices. How is that offensive?

So much for the Monday headline, “KLITORISES LICKED BY DOLPHINS.”

Of course the only infield position that played well was the SS.

“Hon? When you’re finished trainin’ the Prowler needs a jump.”