Don’t forget the peppercorns, asparagus, hollandaise sauce, and... holy shit, now I know what I’m picking up for dinner tonight.

It’s insane, this guy’s taint!

Apparently Rodgers has a spacious taint, suitable for writing!

[Written in lipstick]: OLIVIA WAS HERE

You can feel some pride in your team nonetheless. I’d rather be a Mets fan today than a Phillies fan in July. Small consolation, I guess, but your future looks much brighter than ours at the moment.

Even as a Phillies fan who despises the Mets, I can’t help but feel bad for these guys.

I thought that was H. Jon Benjamin.

I thought Samer’s fear was getting his ass kicked by a teenaged genius?

These costumes look home-made.

Thank you once again, Michael. Not just for another post that is enlightening and funny as hell, but for reminding me about Ja’Net DuBois, my first interracial crush.

+4 horsemen

+1 [expletive deleted]

Worst Mad Libs ever.

Was he followed by 12 co-workers?

Every time someone mentions Peckinpah, I immediately think of this Monty Python sketch:

Artist’s depiction of this “battle”:

Christ. It like he’s auditioning for the part of Sissy Hankshaw in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.

Farewell, then! Parting (the Red Sea) is such sweet sorrow.

To be honest, I don’t Noah way to end this thread.

It Pentateuch me a while, but I think it's a good joke.