I’m sorry. I feel bad about taking part in this.

I’m impressed with how you were Abel to work in that reference.

I’ve already seen it (and enjoyed it immensely), but there’s no reason I can’t see it again.

Looks like she elected to receive in the second half.

Dost thou laugh to see how fools are vex’d

That must have been an epic case of pins and needles.

Thank you! I remember reading that. Beautiful and sad.

Which was preceded by an A-Wing pilot pulling a kamikaze right into the bridge. Bad. Ass.

Paste Scott Walker’s head onto a scout walker’s body? Jesus, why hasn’t this been done yet?

Albert Burneko thinks mayonnaise is an acceptable condiment for cheese steaks. That’s fucked up.

They play happy little dance numbers using their dead enemies’ helmets as percussion. Pretty goddamned metal indeed.

I know it was rated PG and so the violence had to be toned down, but during the Endor battle, when the Ewoks clothes-lined the Imperial biker scout, that fucker should have been decapitated.

I built up a rather high tolerance for both the taste and the aroma. For some reason I thought the aftertaste reminded me of Trix cereal.

Fantasy Player Who Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death

Ah, gin. My go-to drink for college parties. Just walked around swigging straight from the bottle. If I tried that now, I’d be dead in 15 minutes.

You want to talk about a movie where Bill Murray looks out of place? See Mad Dog and Glory, which also features a cast-against-type Robert DeNiro as kind of a meek sadsack. It’s not a bad movie, it’s just... odd seeing Murray try to play a mob boss.

Apparently I’m not part of “everyone,” because TLA is one of my favorite Wes Anderson films.

Not pictured: Baked McBride

Fiorina’s site just sells you a bunch of discounted printers.

I’m afraid so. You’ll be OK. We can get through this.