/drops Pierre Garcon, vows to quit drinking

Albert, I had similar issues with a different writer: Tom Robbins.

Truly, we have witnessed some phenomenal hitting courtesy of such Latin players as Brycius Harperius and Deus Gordonius.

“You’re hired!” — Ruben Amaro, Jr., in a brief moment of forgetfulness

Didn’t they go with “CHOKE ARTIST?”

...a disappointingly large number of men still don’t know what to do with a clitoris when they come across one.

Meanwhile, Banjo’s still waiting for a pick.

Thank you! I was wondering when I’d see the Archer quotes.

Are you kidding? He couldn’t even protect his own son!

Taking consolation? To clarify, I’m an Eagles fan. I’m simply wallowing in it.

“Smithers? Begin the thawing of Davey Johnson.”

Bears fans: I’ll see your humiliating defeat at the hands of Seattle, and raise you this one and this one.

Thank you, Kyle. THANK you. Thank you for restoring some goddamned sanity to this conversation.

However will the Eagles replace his 0.52 YPC?

Relax, Joe! Have a drink on me.

This may sound dumb in comparison with these other responses, but the ending of the “Broodwich” episode of ATHF has always disturbed me.

And thank you for having a sense a humor about it!

Correct. The video description is in Italian.

The ear is officially called Marine Isotope Stage 6