Amor vincit omnia.

After about half an hour of tapping

This has been a shitty month to be a Sixers fan. But then again when isn’t it.

“Harvey, put that down!”

“HiThereCloris acid.” I just pissed my pants.

You don’t want to be anywhere near Port Richmond when...

OK, but -1 to him for not doing the silly walk:

Well, let’s see the Fat Jew rip this joke off!

Thanks to recent trade acquisitions and drafts that brought in players like Nola, Franco and Crawford, there is yet hope for the Phillies farm system. And by “hope,” I mean cautious optimism.

Et cum spiritu tuo.

He’s a friar.

AWWWWWWWWW SHIT, HE’S BACK.

This will never, ever, ever get old. If Drew gets a digital tombstone some day this GIF had better be running on an eternal loop.

Hey, Pete! I thanked Will earlier for that time you and I submitted our entry for the 2008 NCAA Pants Party.

There will always be a a special place in my heart for “RUN YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR.”

Jesus, man. I’m so sorry.

Dear Will,

“EVERYONE DENIES THIS.”

In case you were wondering... Bill Simmons has already trotted out the “sour grapes” defense:

says he’s good friend & has done “amazing” things.