“FOH” = “Fuck Outta Here”?

Nah, it’s an organic process.

Paul Woodrugh, Landscaper: “These trees. They have leaves all over them.”

Everything is fucking

Same here. See you on the other side of the Banhammer!

DON’T YOU JUDGE ME.

As Charleroi’s trainer returned to the sidelines, staring in muted horror at the label, he cursed the owners for having only one closet for both medical and maintenance supplies.

DaVinci might not have been much use in close-combat situations. But if you needed someone to hold off the enemy while you ran like hell for the nearest exit, he could probably whip up some flying shrapnel bombs using ashtrays and crushed beer bottles.

“I wish all I got was a slap on the wrist.” —Adrian Peterson’s kid

Who do you think gets the bribes and kickbacks for bids on construction, parking and concessions? It ain’t the owners!

My guess this man thought it was piece of modern street art and, since all art confuses and enrages him, responded accordingly.

“Come and knock on our door....”

But I grew up within .5 miles of... oh.

A-fucking-men.

Poor, poor Esther...

Norwegian wood.

I’m an Eagles fan and even I was rooting for Patton to shoot him.

Like Florida doesn’t have enough old farts in it already?