The 43-year-old Baker, who had a stint with Seattle Supersonics, credited former Sonics owner and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz for the job and chance to put his life together.

Whoa, WHOA.

They’re probably counting cats who play with the computer mouse when their owners are in the bathroom.

Shh! Don’t tell Philly’s medical staff about their current condition!

My dead grandparents > Sixers

And nothing good ever happened in Toronto again.

With you, Caity and Weinstein gone, who the hell’s going to stand up for Philly sports? Dark days indeed.

deGrom scoring Nieuwenhuis, or vice versa, is known around the Mets clubhouse as “going Dutch.”

There was fungus among us.

Well, if this ends up being the last thing Cole ever does as a Phillie, I’ll take it.

And then I woke up, swearing never again to eat tainted rye bread.

If I hadn't just popped an Advil PM and drank three glasses of wine, I'd be peeing backwards into my bladder right now.

“For 24 hours I wandered in a dream, and then found myself in Harrogate as a well-contented and perfectly happy woman who believed she had just come from South Africa.”

“We’re here. Let’s party!”

For a brief moment I thought Dinklage’s character was supposed to be a parody of him.

I knew it! I fucking knew it.

Time to break out this little gem....

No shit, right? I mean, if they made maple syrup-scented deodorant, I’d walk around smelling like pancakes all fucking day.

Mind you, moose bites can be nasty.