Avoid doing this, however, while engaged in a duel.

“AND I get to keep the pen? Fuckin’ A!”

“Alright, my entire offensive line, DeMarco Murray, two second round picks, and [checks wallet] one hundred and twenty-seven dollars if you reconsider— What? Oh.”—Chip Kelly

Dennis Miller once had a funny bit about Star Trek. The crew’s phasers could always be set to “Stun” or “Kill,” but why not “Melancholy?”

“Let’s not go overboard.” — Fred Smoot, October 6, 2005

“HOLD. STILL.”

15. “A-FUCKING-men, Drew.” — Me

Also consider that Pluto’s gravity is 1/12 that of Earth. Using their Terran-strengthened muscles, the leaping catches and flying tackles would make the players look superhuman by comparison.

Trump for Galactic President: “Make Abell 2218 Great Again!”

Why not both?

+1

Just remember, Mom: Theme park-based humiliation is a two-way street.

My guess is that wearing the raccoon outfits probably helped you avoid detection. That’s smart Momming!

White guys should stick to rapping about what we know best, like The Chronicles of Narnia.

I almost read it as “Red, White & Shalhoub,” which is cool with me because he’s a fine actor.

This dude seems to like it:

The Boltman who represents himself has a Boltfool for a client.

Some houses don’t so much fall as sink.

Council Member: “So... uh, thank you for appearing today, Mister... Bolt-Man?”

Lawyers for Brady and the union did huddle on Monday.