Andrews’s new nickname around the studio? “Peg.”

Technically, you don’t have to watch The Empire Strikes Back, either. That way, Darth Vader will always be just some asshole who killed Luke’s father.

Pretty good, but....

The fact that he keeps up the fake accent, even after he’s well and truly busted, is what gets me.

My all-time favorite Simpsons moment! Thank you for the mid-day chuckle.

+1 to anyone who read that final quote in Patton Oswalt’s voice.

I haven’t seen two old men in pajamas fighting each other since my last visit to see Grandma at Sunset Acres.

To be able to go from Lamonica to Stabler to Jim goddamned Plunkett (I’m an Eagles fan) made me envious of Raider Nation. RIP, Snake.

SOURCES: Cuban beside himself.

SOURCE: My penis is gigantic.

In his own statement to the press, Blazer said: “Ain’t no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter!”

+1962

Eh, I’d just waste both.

You’re doing the Lord’s work. +1

An “F” in this case is really a gentleman’s “F-minus.”

Is there a time machine that skips five seconds into the future so I can blow past those annoying pop-up video ads?

Or, “Daylight Come, And ‘Melo Wanna Sleep It Off.”

I had something for this, but... oh well, whatever, never mind.

Holy crap, I did not!