Admiral Ramirez looks and sounds... familiar.

Now, is it “motherfuckers,” or “mother fuckers,” or —

I’m confused. How can they both be the Last Man on Earth?

I guess it was “Pocket Full Of Krypto-Night” at Chase Field.

Excellent read, Tyler! Thanks to you and your interview subject for imparting some knowledge about these fascinating vessels.

Almost as incredible as that statistic? Tomko lasted 14 seasons in the majors. Huh.

I always thought it was “God damn” when actively cursing a person/place/thing, but “Goddamned” (or “God-damned”) when describing something, as if the damning had already taken place.

CATFLAPS MERENGUE!

Tragedy plus time equals being a Sixers fan.

Man, arms shouldn’t go like that.

The run Pedro had from 1997-2003 has to be one of the greatest pitching efforts of the modern era. Just look at this! It’s sick.

I cannot wait for everyone to spill about life under Chip Kelly once he’s gone

Idiots! It’s “Shat & Killed.”

“THERE’S DOIN’S A-TRANSPIRIN’!”

[give hugs for nugs, then paces parking lot]

Sure, back then it was a “mild kerfuffle.” But how soon until it escalates to an argle-bargle, or even a foofaraw?

The good news is that even if Kristaps Porzingis doesn't make it in the NBA, he has a bright future as the new front man for GWAR.